Wisdom of the Ancients

At 35 years old I am now technically “old” and getting to the point where I feel like I have important things to say. Also, blog looks stupid with no entries in it.

There are things they simply don’t teach you at school and you have to figure out for yourself.

  • When you step off the top of the escalator, do not just stop and look around. The people behind you cannot stop.
  • Never buy the cheapest one of anything – it will be awful. Always buy at least the second cheapest.
  • Do not pick your nose while driving over speedbumps. Ow.