Unlimited Rice Pudding

It is a common saying that chocolate is like sex.
I don’t know how it became a common saying… chocolate makers probably started it to sell more of their product to lonely people.
It’s also a ‘fact’ that chocolate releases the same feeling in women that orgasm does.. again, I don’t know who decided this fact, because I’ve never had the same feeling after chocolate that I do after orgasm. I don’t reach for the chocolate when I’m horny.. a vibrator maybe, but never a bar of chocolate.
But, the saying and fact persist, so I’ve decided to make a list of how they are the same.

1) It goes straight to the thighs
2) If you get a cheap variety, it leaves a funny taste in your mouth.
3) You feel guilty in a group of there’s not enough for everyone.
4) It’s best when there’s no one around to share.
5) You feel guilty if you steal someone elses.
6) Fat people feel ashamed when they buy it.
7) You often regret it as soon as the wrapper comes off.
8) Too much in one day makes you feel sick.
9) The best sort includes nuts.

Right, here is something simple.

By 2018 Britain will generate less energy than it needs to survive.

The people of Britain proclaim a hatred of wind turbine, clean coal stations, nuclear power, biomass burner etc.

NImby people of Britian, fucking grow up.  So what the hills are pretty, we need energy!  I’m callous am I?

The day that a child dies because of an energy shortage, Kingsnorth Power station will be allowed.  It’s simple, Wind Power is not effective, evironmentalist hate the best power source, tidal barriers as it disrupts wildlife.  If we build clean coal and get rid of the fucking lunatic fringe who make the climate discussion into a fucking circus.

This is the truth of the matter, Earth is Boned. Seriously, we need a proper solutions, proper engineering solutions not delievered to us by scientists who look at numbers, they are statisticians not scientists.

Geo-engineering or technology is the only solution.  Climate change is a religion, people like the doom and gloom.  Self-denial. Vegetarianism.  It is run by fanatics who will not accept that there is a solution that is less painful.

There is only two solutions:

1.) We live with climate change. Politicians, statisticians, environmental protestors you can do nothing.  THe only people who can save the world is everyone else.  Engineers, Scientists, Business Leaders.  None of us want to kill the plant, we are not Captain Planet style villians.  All we can do is build our domes.

2.) We develop more, more technology.  We fight this with geo-engineering! lets do this.

I plan to layout some plans for sorting out global warming soon.

And thus it came to pass that while sat on the bus, Emma did have two revelations.

The first one was literal, looking out the bus window I got an unfettered view of a naked guy doing his washing up in his ground floor kitchen. My eyes have yet to recover from the gleaming white flesh that made even me look tanned.
The second, on the way home from college in the wind and rain, looking out the window to see a tall slim girl in a very short dress and thinking.. ‘how the hell does she keep that skirt in place!’ having seen a girl in a similar dress on the way to college struggling to keep it down over her underwear.
Some girls just have the knack I guess.. or copious use of tit tape along the thighs.

It is 6.30 am.. I have been awake for an hour already. I have yet to have one of those promised visions that lack of sleep are supposed to bring.. but then, when I manage 5 hours a good day on a regular basis, I suppose my brain just get’s used to it and saves the hallucinations for when I get a full 8 hours.

College, it started yesterday, oh yes it did, and it was.. surprisingly painless. I shall be starting the big course in january, this is the pre course, and it’s teaching me to listen (useful skill for a trainee counsellor) but my internal dialogue was interfering as usual, and I kept thinking ‘ she’s wearing bloody awful lipstick’ when the tutor spoke.
Nice woman though, talked with her hands a lot.
They are also going to train up our empathy.. no joke! We have to learn to be empathic not sympathetic.. and she asked if we had any questions about this… my inner geek (which is large) had to fight the urge to make star trek references.